Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Chapter 175 Necessities of life: The chainmail

Verse 1

There are a number of things i think that everybody should have. One thing that i believe is lacking from the closets of all too many is the chainmail shirt. This item of thousand upon thousands of interconnected metal-rings come in any number of styles, short-sleeved, long-sleeved and you can even get a chainmail top if you want.


Custom-made to size

I will stick to the one i got that looks like the picture below except that mine is black. A more stylish and timeless thing to wear that also is handmade is hard to think of and everybody should try one on at least once in their life.
It's a weird sensation almost like wearing metal silk the way it moves when worn.

For those of you that are still not convinced that this is a good investment i will point out that a chainmail garment will also protect you when the zombies come.
It is almost 100% guaranteed that a zombie will not be able to bite through and infect you if you wear chainmail.
If that is not reason enough right there i don't know what else to say. Fashion and armor together at last!


20000 metal-rings of zombie-protection

Order now! I am sure operators are standing by.

4 comments:

Jempa said...

Jag älskar när du modebloggar.. ;)

Mats said...

Tack. Jag är i nära kontakt med min feminina sida :)

justdidit said...

Man bör ha ett wife beater-linne, eller kanske till och med en tisha under, särskilt om man har mycket hår på bröst och rygg..

Mats said...

Jag tror dom bara finns i en färg, lätt inrökt svettgul.

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