Chapter 82 O Glory be!

Verse 1

What a wonderful day, sun, warmth and people to be annoyed by at IKEA!
It was warm enough to eat breakfast on the balcony (although we didn't) and as we went to IKEA the sun kept the temperature up so no jacket was needed.
Talking about temperature, the thermometer we had out in the sun on the balcony showed 42 degrees centigrade and the one we brought out for comparison showed 35! Something was obviously wrong but who cares.

Every one who has ever been to IKEA recognize the fact that something happens to people there.
What is considered unacceptable behaviour elsewhere is somehow alright there and i believe some studies should be conducted.

You can see the same signs at any supermarket or crowded place like an amusement-park but IKEA is special for some reason. At no other place can you witness more quarrels, arguments and idiocy. I must also seriously question the rational thinking-capacity of those that voluntarily bring children there ever, especially on or just after pay-day.
I am sorry friends with children but you must agree on that one.

At least i can always get some small comfort from what might be called petty revenge like driving on to some stupid guys foot with my cart or suddenly stop on the stairs. Childish you might think but if people can't behave sensibly on their own i believe that it is my duty to help and let them experience the world as they make it.